搞笑英语名言

发表时间:2020-07-10

1、自从放了暑假,我就把早餐给戒了。

Since the summer vacation, I have breakfast to quit。

2、不是兄弟不是人,实在是嫂子太迷人。

Not brothers, is sister-in-law too attractive。

3、我对作业不仁不义,作业对我不离不弃。

I am righteous man homework, homework for me。

4、我就是巴黎欧莱雅,你值得拥有!

I am the l 'oreal Paris, you're worth it!

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5、瞧我这记性,又把你当人看了。

Look, I this memory, and when people look at you。

6、横溢的不只是才华,还有腰间的脂肪。

Talent is not only of, and the fat around his waist。

7、自从见到你妹,你这兄弟我交定了。

From see you younger sister, you this brother I make a deal。

8、发呆这事做得好是深沉,做不好就睡着了。

A daze it is a good thing to do is deep, do not fall asleep。

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9、流量强奸了话费,生下了一个孽种叫停机。

Traffic raped, gave birth to a origin called downtime。

10、别人都说我很胖,其实我只是瘦的不明显。

People say I'm fat, in fact I just thin is not obvious。

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